October 2007
1 post
Magic
So today on the way to the good ol’ restroom I passed a guy saying, “Pepsi and Vodka, that’s the way to GO!”. Sir I must respectfully disagree. It’s all about Pepsi and Rum. Sugar meets fermented sugar. It’s magical, like a drunk Unicorn.
August 2007
1 post
Not being fair with fruit
Today I have finally realized that I haven’t been exactly fair with a highly popular fruit. I had long thought the apple was a complete waste. I have been known to openly challenge people eating them. Today I have realized that the apple is not really all that bad. I realized the a few weeks back that the REAL impostor is the watermelon. I mean, come on, who is it kidding. Compared...
June 2007
2 posts
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality →
Asleep at the GUN!
So the other day on the lightrail a police officer got on board and fell asleep facing me. The only thing is, he had his gun right there! How scary is THAT!!!
May 2007
1 post
First Post
This is my first tumblr post, better dig it y’all