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Magic

So today on the way to the good ol’ restroom I passed a guy saying, “Pepsi and Vodka, that’s the way to GO!”.  Sir I must respectfully disagree.  It’s all about Pepsi and Rum.  Sugar meets fermented sugar.  It’s magical, like a drunk Unicorn. 1 year ago

Not being fair with fruit

Today I have finally realized that I haven’t been exactly fair with a highly popular fruit.  I had long thought the apple was a complete waste.  I have been known to openly challenge people eating them.  Today I have realized that the apple is not really all that bad.  I realized the a few weeks back that the REAL impostor is the watermelon.  I mean, come on, who is it kidding.  Compared with its melonic siblings the watermelon ALWAYS leave you wishing for better.  Like, oh here I am eating a watermelon, sure wish it were honeydew.  Watermelon you are on notice! 1 year ago

Asleep at the GUN!

So the other day on the lightrail a police officer got on board and fell asleep facing me.  The only thing is, he had his gun right there! How scary is THAT!!! 2 years ago

First Post

This is my first tumblr post, better dig it y’all 2 years ago