October 3, 2007

Magic

So today on the way to the good ol’ restroom I passed a guy saying, “Pepsi and Vodka, that’s the way to GO!”.  Sir I must respectfully disagree.  It’s all about Pepsi and Rum.  Sugar meets fermented sugar.  It’s magical, like a drunk Unicorn.

August 9, 2007

Not being fair with fruit

Today I have finally realized that I haven’t been exactly fair with a highly popular fruit.  I had long thought the apple was a complete waste.  I have been known to openly challenge people eating them.  Today I have realized that the apple is not really all that bad.  I realized the a few weeks back that the REAL impostor is the watermelon.  I mean, come on, who is it kidding.  Compared with its melonic siblings the watermelon ALWAYS leave you wishing for better.  Like, oh here I am eating a watermelon, sure wish it were honeydew.  Watermelon you are on notice!

June 5, 2007

Asleep at the GUN!

So the other day on the lightrail a police officer got on board and fell asleep facing me.  The only thing is, he had his gun right there! How scary is THAT!!!

May 22, 2007

First Post

This is my first tumblr post, better dig it y’all